At [14/Nov/2002:22:24:40 -0500], I noticed a deliberate attack against my server at 22.214.171.124. I was being checked from the IP address 126.96.36.199, so I blocked it. All in a day's work.
Very, very shortly after blocking it, I saw accesses from another IP, 188.8.131.52. Obviously a human, but more than likely the same person, since they were accessing my webserver by IP rather than one of the many virtualhost names it has.
My webserver has a chat server on it, and it also has a webcam and stuff. The intruder watched me on my webcam. I wanted to know who it was, so I redirected the webcam to the picture here instead of my own picture, and I added text to my site saying "Who the hell are you?" and "Join the chatroom already, dumbass."
The intruder joined my chatroom, and we had the conversation as documented in the chatlog below.
I've sent mail to the people responsible for the attacking machines, as well as the FBI NIPC and the Ottawa Police cybercrime dudes.